Thursday, May 29, 2003
Hi everyone!
Because we did all the online links, we didn't have time to catch up on the jokes. So far, Danny and Karima are well ahead - but here's one from me (and you'll need your dictionaries!)
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts:
"Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager: "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'. It reads "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
And well done, Karima, you've got the links trick! Give us another one - can you make it a newspaper article?
Wednesday, May 28, 2003
Tuesday, May 27, 2003
Hi everyone!
It seems that both Danny and Karima have had some car/license problems! It was a good idea to post the SARS program on the site, Danny. Did any of you log on in time to see it?
3 C's online:
I thought that next time we're all in the computer room you can learn how to use the online newspaper links for your 3 C's. I've just checked out an article in the Herald Sun 27/5/03
click here!. It's about the police who have been charged in court today with drug trafficking. What do you think of police making a lot of money in this way?
This way, I can show all of you how to put a link into your messages - it's a bit complicated to explain in a message, Danny!
Sunday, May 25, 2003
Hi everyone - or should I say "Hi Danny?"
I hope you're all having a good weekend - it is freezing in my house, so obviously winter has arrived. Before I actually came to Australia, I thought it was a warm, sunny place to live in. I don't think so anymore!
Thursday, May 22, 2003
Hi everyone!
Wednesday's class went far too quickly - but never mind: I hope more of you will challenge Danny and Karima and post some jokes before next week. Tomorrow, Sharon and I are going to a Language Frameworks Meeting - and I hope that you all remember, and don't come into class. I'll hope to read some great blog posts instead! Have a good day, and I'll see you on Monday.
Wednesday, May 21, 2003
Hi everyone ! (And I guess I must have just missed both Danny and Selahattin - It's late!)
So - it's Wednesday again, and I'm looking forward to seeing what you've got to say on the blog. The next bit is very important: both Danny and Karima have posted great jokes. Which one do you think should win this week's prize? You should each say which one you like best, and then we'll give out the prizes. Start voting now!
Sunday, May 18, 2003
Oh Danny! That must be the most painful joke I have ever heard! What do the rest of you think? We've had two jokes so far this week - from Danny and from Karima. Which one do you like best?
Saturday, May 17, 2003
Hi everyone! Here is the "link" for recycled computers - Munira, Niemat - and anyone else who is interested.
http://secure.greenpc.com.au/group/shopcart/cgi-bin/browse.cgi
Have a great weekend!
Friday, May 16, 2003
Hi everyone!
I'm not quite sure why it is always so late at night before I get a chance to get on to the blog - it's nearly 1 a.m. - so I'll be seeing most of you in just a few hours time! It's great to see all your postings. Karima, I really enjoyed your joke. What do the rest of you think? How does it compare with Jemila's joke/article last week? It's good to be able to keep in touch with people this way: it was good to hear from you, Nazmiye. Is your son better now? Lidia, I liked your poetry! I didn't know we had a poet in the class~ are there any others out there? I wonder how carefully you all read each other's posts - did you all see Selahattin's question to Karima??!!And I think it's great to be able to keep up with Shane and Kirsten even when the two of you are not at the LSU. I think it would be good to hear some things about Bundoora. Perhaps the rest of us could come out and visit you and have a campus tour?
Danny is really getting truly blogged! Before all of you change your names to letters, I think that as long as you use only your first name, it's fine. If we have everyone using letters only, we'll have to work out whether it's Kirsten or Karima we're talking to!
I've had a really relaxing day off today! I had lunch with a friend, went shopping and had tea with some other friends. I bought some plants to put in the garden - but I didn't have time to plant them because it was dark when I got home. My greatest extravagance today was buying a camera. My camera "died" when I was in Tasmania at Christmas. (Well, actually, I dropped it). I was thinking of buying a digital one - but I've bought an ordinary one instead - it's pretty snazzy! (Try looking that word up!)
Sunday, May 11, 2003
Hi Danny! It's good to hear from you again! I'd like to know what things you found on the links, and what you thought of them. Sometimes reading the papers online is easier than in the print form, I think. And I like clicking between the different papers and comparing what they say - sometimes they're totally different! I have just added two more links: to "Online newspapers" ( the one we used in class) and to the BBC. Here, you can listen to the news on the audio links, or watch short videos. I have just watched one on Iraq, and the quality was quite good.
Saturday, May 10, 2003
Nazmiye - and everyone else, too!
I have just had an idea. Click on "view web page" (that is on the left side of the central black bar - just below where you will type). That will open up the website. On the right side there are three "links" to the newspapers. If you click on the "Herald Sun" link, you can read the paper from there. I have just read an article called "Whirlwind tour for defiant G-G" - which means that the Governor General is very busy (like a whirlwind, or a tornado). I didn't know that at the moment he is in Melbourne! Did you? You could read just the first 5 paragraphs of that - try it.
Further down the Herald Sun page, there is a heading which says "Recent audio." If you click on that, you can hear the Governor General's voice denying the rape allegations against him. Or you can hear the voice of John Howard, saying that there is no reason to sack the Governor General. And lots more, too! (Don't listen to the one about the climber who cut off his arm, though - that's very nasty!)
Even if you don't understand everything, it doesn't matter - just enjoy clicking and exploring different things!
Hi everyone - and especially, this time, Nazmiye. Can you tell us all exactly what you don't understand? Is it the vocabulary? The vocabulary in newspaper articles is often very difficult at first. Could you choose a short article, or the first paragraph of a longer one - and type just a bit of it in here? Maybe someone else can help you, too. If you can show me what it is that you don't understand, I'll try to help. I know this is easy for me to say, but "Don't worry!" Even if it sometimes difficult now, it will get easier - I promise! One very important thing to remember is: don't try to do too much. Choose a short article, or just part of a longer one. And look at the words under the photographs - do they give you any clues?
I'll log on tomorrow to see how you are going. Good luck - and you're not on your own! You've got a whole class of friends to support you!
Thursday, May 08, 2003
Hi everyone!
I don't know what the rest of you think but I think that Jemila should be the prizewinner this week! She has certainly written the longest entry, and it's a joke - and it's even about idioms in speaking English! Well done, Jemila - I really enjoyed this, especially the bits about using your eyebrows! That's exactly what makes the same phrase mean different things! Karima, don't worry about your work: I can see that you are very keen to catch up on everything you missed when you were away. We will have time to sort it all out on Friday. I think that you chat well - and that's what this site is for. Lots of practice at just writing as you speak. And you're also very good at this Niemat - I'll let you know if I get anything on Mother's Day after Sunday! Have any of you tried the newspaper links? I thought it would be a good idea to give you those for your "3 C's" ideas. See you in the morning.
Hi Jany
I realy sorry that i can't write any ting that you ask to write.I 'm not happy to seat on computer and write any things. bay bee i will write next time to you oke.
for now i have to go and do my home work.
HI Jane
I want to ask you about the home work that you gave as .I 'm still no sure weather we have any home work to give you baack.
could you lit me know by tomorrow please.
hi Jane
i want to askeyou about the home work that you gave as .I 'm still no sure weather we have any home work to give you baack.
could you lit me know by tomorrow please.
Hi everyone!
I'm really impressed - you have all chatted so much! Munira, I will show you how you can take the "A" off the end of your name on Friday. I hope that some of you will manage to get onto the site before I see you again. I'll log on again tomorrow to see if you have. Karima, I'm very sorry I didn't get to help you with your work for Sharon - but I know that Sharon will help you.
I've been out with friends, and it's now 1.30 in the morning! I'm off to bed!
See you Friday
Wednesday, May 07, 2003
hi van i hope to help you to find an email
Alaykm walsalam Kharima and thank's for you writing to me I hope to keep going for an email.
You guys are all working so hard! I think it's time for a coffee - what do you think?
Wow, i finally got into the blogg! Thankyou to Danny, for showing me how - I really appreciated it. Going for coffee break soon?
ASLM MUALKUME sister MuniraA
I realy happey to her that .And i very happy to say hi to you.I hope you have a gret time you and you family and you .
it's all good kerima dont worry im just kiding i understan what life look's like so just make sure you not hearting your self what i mean is don't work to hard give your self break youth your time to enjoy to it's time for you to enjoy becaus work's not going any where but5 age is flying as you see there for first is enjoyment then every thing will come step by step ok take my advise bliveme cheers
Hi Jany
i want ask you if you cuold help me .I need some help with my a home work that sharen gave as last weeek ,i still didn't understand what to do and haw to do it.
so pleas could you help to show me a lit bit understanding my home work ,that is about a personal litter,formal litter and other.
Hi everyone today is first day to send an email to my friends in my class and I'm very happy to say hi to them.
Oh oh oh realy i new you where beautifull too . i really like the wah you look like it . you where different you know i really like it that staill spishaly you hair .any way you wear graet too.
yes, you righit i have to go and see you sister . but you have to understand that life is very busy.i work hard at this momunt after schooli work too .i dont even have time to injoy me life.that is whay i don't any where alse.but i m tring to have some time go and meet some people.
well kerima it's the weather at day time you shoud wear a lot's of jaket at the reast you realy need some one to hold you tite and to kipe you increadebly worm but make sure if you get the person im talking about dont totaly forget about school and stay in a worm arms
hey jemila what have you been doing how is your new house im sory i didnt come and help you with moving but you didnt ask for it anyway i will come and visit you very soon ok cheers
niemat ahmed i herd that you were ill . haw you feel now ?
i had the same probleme i was sick too after my sister wedding . I thing from the weather.
wzup karima my sister didnt give a birth yet but she will give a birth very soon in about two weeks instead of asking me why dont you go your self and see her how she's doing anyway let me chang my sabgect how are you been with the wedding i forget to tell you that you realy look's beutiful on that day you shoud have hoke a lot's of guy's hopefully
hi love jemila tankes for you to say that i realy gloud to her that .
haw is you new house ? do yoy like it ?
Hi nimet
haw are you ? haw you doing ?any way i hope you have a good time .so haw you sister is she give birth yet ? could you anser me back ?
jane how was your holiday did you have a good time i hope you difenetly had a great time but me for the first three days i realy had a fantastic time party after the party hten i start geting sick
tanks jane for your invetation it's realy nice of you[ thanks selahatin for your asking where i have been i have the answer for your quasion i have been realy sick for two weeks
Hi jane and danny
i would like to say tankes for your help .Now iam really happy to find what I want .
Monday, May 05, 2003
Hi Danny! I wonder if anyone else will manage to get online before Wednesday's lesson? I'm really pleased that you managed to do it. Well done! This is a "fun" site for you to have a look at - and I thought your son might enjoy it, too! Let me know what you think of it. There are actually three parts to the narrative - The Stolen Statue, The Thieves and In the Maze. Here is the link:
The Adventures of Digger
Thursday, May 01, 2003
Hi everyone! This is your chat page - so, welcome to your own site!